Clueless Induhvidual
Carrie Preston © 2009

(Spoken)
Yeah…
Opinions are like… well, ya know…
Everybody’s got ‘em… and that’s cool, but…
It’s… it’s when you cross that line…
And you’re saying, that what you think… is actually a fact
That’s when you need to shut your mouth… and step back…
Before somebody drops a house on you…
Or writes a song about your stupidity…

Vs1

I’m shallow and selfish
A princess you say
A spoiled little diva
Who must have her way
Ya got quite the nerve
To tell me how to live
Get over yourself
Stop bein’ a bitch

PreChorus

You run your damn mouth
And talk out your ass
(your ass)
Speaks volumes about you
And your level of class
(no class)
To judge what I do
And what I might say
Says you’re over your head
With the games ya played
(games ya play)

So go click your heels
Together three times
(three times)
And down your next shot
Or glass of cheap wine
(cheap wine)
Just stick to the things
That you actually know
And mind your own business
Leave my shit alone

Chorus

Clueless InDUHvidual
De-lu-sion-al
Clueless InDUHvidual
I’ve-heard-it-all
Clueless InDUHvidual
You’re laugh-able
Clueless InDUHvidual
You are clueless
No clue at all…

Vs2

I expect all the luxuries
That life has to give
(that life has to give)
Served up on a platter
No finger to lift
(no finger to lift)
You say I’ve got it so easy
With my material things
(my material things)
Well, you ain’t got a clue
Go sip on your…
Drink

PreChorus

You run your damn mouth
And talk out your ass
(your ass)
Speaks volumes about you
And your level of class
(no class)
To judge what I do
And what I might say
Says you’re over your head
With the games a played
(games ya play)
So go click your heels
Together three times
(three times)
And down your next shot
Or glass of cheap wine
(cheap wine)

Just stick to the things
That you actually know
And mind your own business
Leave my shit alone

Chorus

Clueless InDUHvidual
De-lu-sion-al
Clueless InDUHvidual
I’ve-heard-it-all
Clueless InDUHvidual
You’re laugh-able
Clueless InDUHvidual
You are clueless…

Rap

How ya gonna do that?
They thought you'd act right
Tell ya own kids they fat
That's how ya act like?
Respect ya self...
What's wrong witcha?...
I got the link to ya amateur porno pictures
You don't know me
But I know you well
A clueless inDUHidual
And all it entails
Your man sends your emails
With incorrect details
Ya all washed up
Like dead fish and seashells

Carrie said go hard
So I won't stop
Drapes matchin' the carpet
I'll call ya firecrotch
Is this about me?
So unsettlin'
You oughtta disappear
Like you at the weddin'

Keep her name out ya mouth
And we'll be fine
Just finish up that cheap glass of wine
Rhyme style's divine
Listen close and you'll find
The deeper message
Give it to me one more time...

Chorus

Clueless InDUHvidual
De-lu-sion-al
Clueless InDUHvidual
I’ve-heard-it-all
Clueless InDUHvidual
You’re laugh-able
Clueless InDUHvidual
You are clueless…